What's New Here

July 19, 2016: Coming out of retirement for the 2016 American elections! What the fuck is wrong with US politics that Donald Trump is a viable candidate?

June 22, 2015: The final HTNS article is live. Thanks for reading what I have to say for the last 9 years.

September 4, 2014: How To Not Suck has now been viewed over 1 million times across the web. Throw your confetti.

June 4, 2014: New contact email address, because I'm tired of receiving spam at the old one. New address is available from the contact page as an image, so you'll have to actually type it manually. If you somehow survive that trauma, feel free to tell me what you think.

October 27, 2013: The tone of the "Mission" and "About Me" pages has been updated to better reflect the current writing style of the website. Also the banner at the top of every page has been updated.

January 14, 2011: How To Not Suck now has an official Twitter feed. For updates on new articles as well as content that will be exclusive to the HTNS Twitter feed, follow @TweetsToNotSuck on Twitter.

August 16, 2010: After much toil, the forum is back online and more secure than ever. It also has a new layout. You have never been more happy about anything, ever.

October 27, 2009: Two articles in less than two weeks? That can only mean one thing: HTNS is back on the air. Look for more, fairly regularly, at least until the next unannounced hiatus.

September 8, 2009: I've added a new page which should keep things interesting for a bit. Check out my Updated American Quotes. Also the forum has been cleaned up, and measures taken to keep it from becoming a spam-infested cesspool again.

May 1, 2009: How To Not Suck is now hosted on a new server that should have less downtime and more stability. Rejoice, or suffer the consequences.

May 20, 2008: How To Not Suck is now proudly linked from Rant Lister. Hopefully this will help my readership grow back to where it was before I was forced to go on hiatus.

March 17, 2008: After a brief hiatus to deal with things in my personal life, HTNS is back on the air and better than ever.

December 28, 2007: I've added links to the bottom of every page so you can easily share the pages you see with your favourite link sharing network. Happy Holidays!

September 27, 2007: The HTNS one year anniversary of October 5 is approaching. Get ready for the article whose subject inspired the whole site!

August 13, 2007: Global Warming is the topic for the next two weeks. Please share the article with as many people as physically possible.

August 1, 2007: My latest article about rubber-neckers is a hit on StumbleUpon, cresting 20,000 views and pushing the total page views for the site up past 100,000. The internet works again!

July 25, 2007: The forum is open. Rejoice!

July 21, 2007: The article on why I hate celebrities is now the most viewed article on the entire site, after less than two months. Yay?

June 13, 2007: It seems I've found the secret to high page views: Bitch about celebrities. - Update: now the second most viewed article on the site.

May 24, 2007: RSS feed is now available from the links page. Rejoice!

May 21, 2007: We just received our 50,000th page view. Apparently this is some sort of milestone for some reason. I choose to celebrate by going to sleep.

May 16, 2007: A new links page, and a new banner with a tagline. Life, she is good.

March 12, 2007: After only three weeks, my article about maintaining body weight is the fourth most viewed article on the site. Nifty.

February 25, 2007: One of my articles reached 1000 views today. To celebrate, there will be no new article this week for the first time in a while.

January 16, 2007: The quote colour has been changed across the site. Your eyes should bleed slightly less when things are quoted now. Only slightly though...

December 25, 2006: Christmas Day and I'm not posting a Christmas article. Why? Because being predictable sucks.

December 6, 2006: HowToNotSuck.com's first sister site has been launched - YouSuckSoMuch.com is like a random fact generator, except it's for people sucking in large amounts. Rejoice!

December 4, 2006: Today saw the site's 10,000th page view. Trust me, it matters. All those zeroes? Seriously.

November 29, 2006: Updated the inner workings of the site to make it more world-friendly. Also added a link to the Contact Me page at the bottom of every page.

November 23, 2006: By popular demand, I've found a way to center the content without it looking like crap. Enjoy, assholes with 2048x1536 resolution.

October 17, 2006: I seem to have slipped in to a habit of updating Monday night between 9PM and 3AM. After 3 articles, I'm sure it will last forever. UPDATE: Well that lasted all of 8 hours; I just posted another article.

October 5, 2006: Site Launch. Rejoice or perish.

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