I am here to relieve the world of human stupidity.
This Is How To Not Suck
December 19, 2013: God Hates "God Hates Fags"
December 4, 2013: Why Online Dating Sucks
November 24, 2013: Almost 19 Reasons Justin Bieber Isn't As Bad As You Might Think
September 4, 2013: Remaining Unsighted
July 9, 2013: Air Travel Omnibus
June 19, 2013: On Brazilians
February 2, 2013: You Are Not A Fan
October 4, 2012: Too Many Douches
June 25, 2012: Spread Thinly
June 12, 2012: You got Oatmeal in your FunnyJunk
February 28, 2012: Responses to the Nigger Article
February 12, 2012: George Lucas Doesn't Respect You
December 27, 2011: How To Lose At Marketing - Be Paul Christoforo
September 11, 2011: Fan Events are for Fans
September 2, 2011: George Lucas Must Be Stopped
October 27, 2013: The tone of the "Mission" and "About Me" pages has been updated to better reflect the current writing style of the website. Also the banner at the top of every page has been updated.
January 14, 2011: How To Not Suck now has an official Twitter feed. For updates on new articles as well as content that will be exclusive to the HTNS Twitter feed, follow @TweetsToNotSuck on Twitter.
August 16, 2010: After much toil, the forum is back online and more secure than ever. It also has a new layout. You have never been more happy about anything, ever.
October 27, 2009: Two articles in less than two weeks? That can only mean one thing: HTNS is back on the air. Look for more, fairly regularly, at least until the next unannounced hiatus.
September 8, 2009: I've added a new page which should keep things interesting for a bit. Check out my Updated American Quotes. Also the forum has been cleaned up, and measures taken to keep it from becoming a spam-infested cesspool again.